Talk About You’re All Time Backfires

Gun, Vagina

Hmmmmm…

I’ll let that pic sink in for a moment.

There.

Now, onto the story!

Movin’ Meat, a midwest ER doc’s blog has a jaw-dropping post about a woman brought to the ER by county jail correctional officers. She was thrashing about violently enough to rule out a body cavity search and they were “concerned about her mental state.”

Then it gets weird:

Yes, that’s a pistol completely stuffed into the vaginal vault. All of a sudden her agitation and thrashing about seemed a lot more important than it had a few minutes before. How the hell were we to get the gun out without the damn thing discharging?In the end, there was no real option. She was sedated and taken to the OR for an exam under anesthesia. They put a bulletproof vest over the patient’s body to protect the anesthesiologist in the event the gun went off, and had general surgery standing by. The OB-GYN who did the extraction reported a very tense moment when he perceived that the hammer was cocked and there appeared to be a shell in the chamber…

Truth is stranger than fiction. Oh, did I mention it’s not actually a gun? Read on after the jump…

Delicate Situation – Movin’ Meat (pops)
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